New letter from slave

Here is a fragment from the newest letter I received from a potential slave:

“Please consider having me as your new slave in your life Goddess, I promise to cherish and love and serve You forever. As well as:

-I surrender my body to You, Goddess. You own my body and you
Own my sex life. I agree to give up all of my rights to sexual
gratification. I accept Your judgment and Your authority over if,
when, and how I may receive sexual release.

– I agree that sex is for the female’s pleasure, thus I will
sexually satisfy You whenever and however You
request it. I also understand that while I must stay
monogamous in our marriage, You have the right to have
sexual relations with anyone that You so desire.

-I realize that in order to fulfill my potential, I must live a
disciplined life. Therefore, I agree to regular discipline
sessions that You will utilize to train, teach and guide
me. The particulars of the discipline sessions will be totally
up to You, Goddess.

-Above all, I agree to love, cherish, honor and obey You, my Goddess
for now and forever.

Please please please accept me as your new loyal slave. Thank you, Goddess…”

Hmmm…he hasn’t convinced me yet…Slaves, try harder…